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02 September 2009 @ 08:35 pm
Well, fellow LJers, sorry to say, but the day has finally come to end this and move on. Maybe it was due in part to getting my awesome icon removed by LJ for no apparent reason, and maybe it was talk of making this thing actually somewhat professional. Anyway, I'll keep this short and simple, so if you're wondering what the hell is going on, we're just moving up in the world and have a new home at Ultra Publications. It was only a matter of time before we outgrew LJ (and alot of it came down to outright laziness on our part), so from now on you can totally catch us here. Everything that's here will stay here as our Archives, of sorts. To all our loyal LJers (all two of you), thanks for the support, and always remember, Segata Sanshiro is the fucking man.

THE NEXT GENERATION

 
 
Where is the Start Button Episode 18: Sonic CD

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Where is the Start Button Episode 19: Mischief Makers

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So there, uh yeah something for Sanshiro, sorry it took me so long to update here for these. xD
 
 
25 August 2009 @ 01:21 am
Yeah. Actually, I feel terrible. I'm sorry. Things have been real hectic for B.J. and I, Cody has been busy doing... well, nothing, really, but he hardly ever updates, anyway, so he's exempt from taking any responsibility. Not only that, but I go to make this particular update, and LJ has apparently deleted my super-cool iPod icon of myself made by none other than Cody. Seeing as how I have no idea where it's backed up somewhere and I kind of wanted to change it anyway, I settled on the Dreamcast equivalent of Segata Sanshiro.

I've got some unfinished projects lying around that need finished, so maybe they'll get finished soon. Stay tuned!
 
 
06 July 2009 @ 10:59 am


What it is: A video series on YouTube.com.

No, really: Two roommates play console games together. One of them is a virgin to console games. They film it. Hilarity insues.

Hit: The fact that Arch Angel doesn't have a fucking clue what he's doing (for the most part; platformers certainly aren't his thing, at least), coupled with Laserkid's insightful bantering at AA's poor performance and gameplay, makes for an interesting take on the "Let's Play" trend that took over YouTube with mass amounts of horrible content created by six year olds who want to film themselves on a webcam circa 2000 playing Star Fox 64 with a rabbid dog going ape-shit in the background. The two have a good chemistry, and I'm not just saying that because Laserkid is a frequent writer here. Nah, I take that back-- I'm totally saying that because he's a frequent writer here. I'm a total whore.

Miss: The first few episodes were a bit of a learning experience, but that's normal for any show. Also, needs more PC-Engine.

Hit or Miss? Watch it IN YOUR PANTS!

Link: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=66CF12F5B2348C12
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04 July 2009 @ 03:26 am
Yeah, Where is the Start Button Episode 17 is live muthas. Bomberman 64.

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29 June 2009 @ 07:57 pm
Metal Gear Solid 4 Review  


What it is: A stealth game for the PS3.

No, really:

THE END OF GAMES.



Hit: At it's heart-- and God knows this series, including this title, has always had plenty of it-- a ridiculously fun game. It's fucking Metal Gear Solid, do I have to list what is right, here? What the hell, I will:

  • Action

  • Stealth

  • Easter Eggs

  • Inside Jokes

  • Story

  • Acting

  • Controls

  • Audio

  • HIDEO

  • Game characters as senior citizens


  • So, yeah. Stuff like that makes a great game, right? This game has all of that, a bag of chips, and some snake dip to go on the side. It's an amazing thrill ride with lots of thought and creativity put behind it; a near-motion picture experience thrown into a videogame that can only be described in one word as "shitfuck". It's so damn big and HD I barely reduced the resolution of the picture up there.

    ...And yet, there is something horribly wrong.

    Miss: What is happening here? People thought Metal Gear Solid 2 was the most confusing fucking mess in videogame history-- honestly, this puts that to shame quite easily. Allow me to explain the first ten minutes of the game.

    First, we watch Snake smoke a cigarette while we "install" the game to the PS3's hard drive. In the meantime, various odd warnings are displayed to us. We can't help but giggle, and yet, at the same time, it's the strangest thing. Is Konami attempting to humor the player through one of the stupidest "features" the PS3 has?

    After this brief interlude, the title screen. Ordinarily enough, we press start. And then, we're treated to some amazing HD cutscenes. Except they're live action commercials for bizzare things. From what I can understand, they're totally random. I got a cooking show once and something about praying mantis robots right after. Results may vary. They'd be funny if they were short jokes, but they're dragged on-- I was honestly so confused, I thought I had bumped the remote and switched the TV.

    Now, finally, we are playing Metal Gear Solid 4. Snake is introduced to be fighting in the middle east in the future, and the symbolism with real current events is totally obvious. We play a little bit, being thrown right into the fray, and then... we're in a cemetery, talking to a now very distinguished Otacon and a very old Colonel on a helicopter.

    This is the first 10-15 minutes. A game can be destroyed in that amount of time if not handled right. MGS4 pulls it off, without question, but... just what the hell is going on? In a world where games are excused for being explained eighty hours in, or the Internet culture finds it's way onto Cartoon Network and fucking Pop Tarts, MGS4 is, on the surface, pure gaming magic executed to near-perfection, while deep down seemingly satiating a need for our modern world's need to touch on subjects in current events, or the fact that people say the Internet acronym "LOL" completely outloud now. It's like a big turtle with "AWESOME RAD" written on it's shell in an old-school videogame font of your choice (preferably with a picture of a dude with sunglasses giving you the thumb's up on the side), with a bunch of hipsters inside listening to iPods and updating their Facebooks. I don't know what the hell happened.

    And, yeah. Snake actually has an iPod, while we're on the subject. It's in your inventory. I'll end this point with that.

    Hit or Miss? It's good, it's weird, and it's sure as hell confusing-- but Kojima never disappoints. Buy the game and scream "SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" for me, but preferably not next to the dude (or dudette!) who sells it to you.
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    After three attempts at uploading to this new fang-dangled, corn-swaggled YouTube, the first episode of my show is up and now you can watch it. In this episode, I show off my LEGO Super Nintendo and make a complete ass of myself in Street Fighter II. I hate the way my voice sounds, really, because I sort of sound like I'm full of myself, but really, I'm not. Oh well!
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    13 April 2009 @ 06:49 pm


    Although we don't do movie reviews on the Shrine-- not by choice particularly, just because that's an entirely different medium to me, and I'd never shut up about it-- today I'm making an exception, because this one has alot to do with Japan (it was filmed entirely there with real locations), I still dream of visiting the country someday in my lifetime, and Bill Murray is awesome. Also, it's my damn website. So here we go!

    I'm also breaking my regular review format entirely, in case anyone cares, because it just doesn't do the film justice to break it down like that.

    Lost in Translation I saw plenty of times, over the years, sitting on store shelves mostly untouched. The price was usually outrageous, I'm guessing because not even the stores realized it was there. I knew what it was, but left it there because I was only half-willing to pay so much to see it, and only half-lazy in not wanting to bother at all. Basically, I just didn't feel like spending the money on it. Then, fast forward to this past Christmas. Sam Goody was going out of business, which really didn't effect me much because the only time I ever bought anything from there was when their business sucked to begin with, anyway, so they would mark things down to reasonable (or even cheap) prices. We went in to their going-out-of-business sale because we had heard everything was 50% off, and of course, the place was swamped with people bombarding cheap movies and music. Alot of the good stuff was picked over already, but then something caught my eye.

    There was Lost in Translation, sitting there again, except this time with a price tag I just couldn't believe. I picked it up immediately, and paid for the sweetest movie deal I've ever had in my life. $2.50. Yeah, it was used, but whoever owned it before had obviously not used it much, because it was practically in mint condition, except for being opened and (probably) watched once. These things happen, because I'm presuming whoever owned this movie before didn't understand it at all, and probably turned it off twenty minutes in. Their loss, my gain.

    But then, I got busy, and it sat on my DVD shelf for months. I kept telling myself I'd watch it, but something kept me from doing so. I honestly wanted to devote all of my attention to it, with no distractions. This may sound selfish or geeky, but I almost wanted to be... alone, preferably. This past weekend I had alot of free time, so I planned on watching it, and did so, by myself. If, by now, you're reading this and still don't remember this movie, or even know what it is, allow me to fill you in on this classic, which is probably the first (and only) time you'll ever hear me say that word to define a movie made within the last decade.

    I heard about it for years through several sects; mostly online communities like the insert credit and large prime numbers dudes who keep the world safe from presidents being kidnapped by ninjas (on a side note, I've never been shy about saying I'm an old fan of Tim Rogers and his work). The general concensus between everyone that spoke of this movie, in a nutshell, was that it was very Japanese, but had... something, perhaps artistically deep, to it, as well. I noticed anyone who talks about this movie really has something different to say, actually. Everyone seems to grab the message from it and interpret it in their own way.

    With that, I can say that Lost in Translation is probably the most well-written film I've ever seen. It's smart in a way that doesn't require the audience to take notes, or alienate everyone who doesn't understand, while maintaining a level of intelligence and maturity (and yet, simplicity with a child-like nature) the likes of which blew me away. Every other film I've ever seen tries to shove something down your throat and make you accept it, good or bad, regardless. Lost in Translation gives you the characters, the setting, and the story, and then allows you to make up your own mind. There are reasons, answers, and things happening throughout the entire movie, but there is no hand-holding, or even any explanation most of the time. It's up to you to make of it what you will and draw your own conclusions. By saying this, I'm not implying it's any sort of "what the fuck is going on?" kind of movie. It may sound cliche, but it's like looking at a painting, truly; I'm not just referring to a matter of opinion. This movie lets everyone look at it differently and figure it out themselves what it means.

    The story is about a tired actor (Bill Murray) from the States who travels to Japan to do some paid advertising. His marriage is dragging along to a crawl and he's not a very happy person, as that's the way these things go. He meets a girl (Scarlet Johansson) staying in the same hotel as him who is staying there with her husband of two years; she's young and perhaps realizing how naive she may have been when she married the guy, because he's barely around and seems to question her reason for being with him anymore (she never says she loves him once). Through a chance encounter at the bar in the hotel, the two become friends and experience the vast cultural differences of Japan together. In the end, their mutual inherent lonliness develops a bond between them, and one could speculate that they begin to have feelings for each other or even fall in love. Regardless, it's the bond that's important, and without giving the ending away, I will say this bond is not broken.

    There are alot of Japanese points of interest in the film, but I won't list all of them. A Pachinko Parlor is briefly ran through at one point, and an arcade with a number of different music games are shown (I can't completely confirm them all, but beatmania, Taiko: Drum Master, and GuitarFreaks to name a few). On a side note, I found this pretty funny, because when Guitar Hero first came out in the U.S., everyone talked about how it was the first guitar-based videogame, while GuitarFreaks was kicking ass in Japan. Even now you can't get people to shut up about how "revolutionary" Guitar Hero is, but whatever. What's really something is seeing the city lit up at night, especially from the sky. Japan, at night, is the most beautiful place in the world to me. It's just so surreal to see all the brightly-colored signs, the motion of the city going-- it's almost like it's alive. It may sound stupid, but I've never seen any place more beautiful than it before. I've even dreamed about it before, if that gives you an idea.

    It's a very touching film, and it will almost make you cry while nearly making you laugh at the same time. In the end, I didn't really do either, except chuckle a bit here and there (watching Bill Murray and Scarlet Johanson running through the streets of Tokyo from what is, apparently, a very pissed off Yakuza fellow or some such, is quite entertaining-- and doing so in a way that doesn't make you fear for their lives in any way; you get the feeling they don't care, like children happily running for no reason). The fact that the movie takes place in Japan really is just an added touch that is used to display the cultural differences-- it honestly could have been any number of other countries and it would have worked. Still, the fact that it was Japan worked perfectly, as no other place in the world could be any more different than our own.

    It's sad, it's charming, and I loved every minute of it. The fact that I neglected it this long only makes me wish I would have gotten to it sooner. Watch it.
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    06 April 2009 @ 04:36 am
    I have a new article on Ultra Publications getting ready to go live, so my love of you sanshiroites means I show you first! :)

    http://www.ultrapublications.com/articles/hunterxhunter.html

    enjoy!